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1.    Who was the first polygamist mentioned in the Bible?

Abraham
Lamech
Cain
Nimrod

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2   Who was the first individual mentioned by name in the bible who was slain by God because of some evil doing?

Nadab
Cain
Lamech
Er

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3.    Who was the first man in the Bible to die a natural death?

Adam
Cain
Seth
Abel

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4.    Who was the father of such as dwell in tents?

Jabal
Adah
Tubal-Cain
Zillah

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5.    Who was the man whose sons divided and occupied "the isles of the Gentiles"?

Aram
Ham
Shem
Japeth

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6.    Who was the man who built a city and named it after his son, Enoch?

Cain
Lamech
Jabal
Terah

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7.    Who was the first man recorded in the Bible as having lived in a cave?

Adam
Enoch
Lot
Cain

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After living what I felt was a "decent" life, my time on earth came to the end.

The first thing I remember is sitting on a bench in the waiting room of what I thought to be a court house.  The doors opened and I was instructed to come in and have a seat by the defense table.

As I looked around I saw the "prosecutor."

He was a villainous looking gent who snarled as he stared at me.  He definitely was the most evil person I have ever seen.

I sat down and looked to my left and there sat My Attorney, a kind and gentle looking man whose appearance seemed so familiar to me, I felt I knew Him.

The corner door flew open and there appeared the Judge in full flowing robes.

He commanded an awesome presence as He moved across the room.  I couldn't take my eyes off of Him.

As He took His seat behind the bench, He said, "Let us begin."

The prosecutor rose and said, "My name is Satan and I am here to show you why this man belongs in hell."

He proceeded to tell of lies that I had told, things that I stole, and in the past when I cheated others.  Satan told of other horrible perversions that were once in my life and the more he spoke, the further down in my seat I sank.

I was so embarrassed that I couldn't look at anyone, even my own Attorney, as the Devil told of sins that even I had completely forgotten about.

As upset as I was at Satan for telling all these things about me, I was equally upset at My Attorney who sat there silently, not offering any form of defense at all.  I know I had been guilty of those things, but I had done some good in my life - couldn't that at least equal out part of the harm I'd done?

Satan finished with a fury and said, "This man belongs in hell.  He is guilty of all that I have charged and there is not a person who can prove otherwise."

When it was His turn, My Attorney first asked if He might approach the bench.  The Judge allowed this over the strong objection of Satan, and beckoned Him to come forward.  As He got up and started walking, I was able to see Him in His full splendor and majesty.

I realized why He seemed so familiar; this was Jesus representing me, my Lord and my Savior.

He stopped at the bench and softly said to the Judge, "HI, DAD," and then He turned to address the court.

"Satan was correct in saying that this man had sinned.  I won't deny any of these allegations.  And yes, the wages of sin is death, and this man deserves to be punished."

Jesus took a deep breath and turned to His father with outstretched arms and proclaimed, "However, I died on the cross so that this person might have eternal life, and he has accepted Me as his Savior, so he is Mine."

My Lord continued with, "His name is written in the Book of Life, and no one can snatch him from me.  Satan still does not understand yet.  This man is not to be given justice, but rather mercy."

As Jesus sat down, He quietly paused, looked at His Father and said, "There is nothing else that needs to be done.  I've done it all."

The Judge lifted His mighty hand and slammed the gavel down.  The following words bellowed from His lips…

"This man is free.  The penalty for him has already been paid in full.  Case dismissed."

As my Lord led me away, I could hear Satan ranting and raving.  "I won't give up, I will win the next one."

I asked Jesus as He gave me my instructions where to go next, "Have you ever lost a case?"

Christ lovingly smiled and said, "Everyone that has come to Me and asked Me to represent them has received the same verdict as you, ~Paid In Full."



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Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, "I'm tired, and it's getting late.  I think I'll go to bed."

She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches.  Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for brewing the next morning.

She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes into the washer, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button.  She picked up the game pieces left on the table, put the phone back on the charger and put the telephone book into the drawer.  She watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to dry.

She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom.  She stopped by the desk, wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some cash for the field trip, and pulled a textbook out from hiding under the chair.

She signed a birthday card for a friend, addressed and stamped the envelope and wrote a quick note for the grocery store.  She put both near her purse.

Mom then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on her Night solution & age fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth and filed her nails.

Dad called out, "I thought you were going to bed…"

"I'm on my way," she said.

She put some water into the dog's dish, then made sure the doors were locked and the patio light was on.  She looked in on each of the kids and turned out their bedside lamps and TVs, hung up a shirt, threw some dirty socks into the hamper, and had a brief conversation with the one up still doing homework.

In her own room, she set the alarm, laid out clothing for the next day, straightened up the shoe rack.  She added three things to her "6 most important things to do" list.  She said her prayers, and visualized the accomplishment of her goals.

About that time, Dad turned off the TV and announced to no one in particular, "I'm going to bed."  And he did, without another thought.

Anything extraordinary here?  Wonder why women live longer…?  Cause we are made for the long haul…and we can't die sooner, we still have things to do!





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Scoring:

21 correct       -       Genius
15 correct       -       Above Normal
15 correct       -       Normal
  6 correct       -       Nincompoop
  6 correct       -       Moron
  2 correct       -       Idiot

  1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
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  2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
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  3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
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  4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother.  How come?
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  5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
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  6. In baseball, how many outs are there in an inning?
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  7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?  Why?
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  8. Two men play five games of checkers.  Each man wins the same number of games.  There are no ties.  Explain this.
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  9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10.  What is the answer?
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  10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape.  All sides have southern exposure.  A big bear walks by.  What color is the bear?  Why?
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  11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2,  how many do you have?
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  12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents.  One is not a nickel.  What are the coins?
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  13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?
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  14. How far can a dog run into the woods?
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  15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half-hour.  How long would the pills last?
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  16. A farmer had 17 sheep, and all but 9 die.  How many are left?
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  17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
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  18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall.  What does he weigh?
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  19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
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  20. What was the President's name in 1950?
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