
MAN: "Hello."
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now, and I found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure,... go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and looked at the 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000."
MAN: "Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $50,000 if it's a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "Okay. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye..I love you too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape... He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this cell phone belongs to?"



Speak, Lord, for your servant is listening.
(1 Samuel 3:10)
My child, fear no evil for I am with
you. My rod and my staff comfort
you. Evil is not from me. Fear is
not from me. Put your hand in
mine and let me walk you
safely through all fear, doubt,
evil, and whatever obstacles line
your path. Through me you will
become an overcomer, one who
will ministger my love to those
who now walk in fear.

Perfect Mistake
My mother's father worked as a carpenter. On this particular day, he was building some crates for the clothes his church was sending to some orphanage in China.
On his way home, he reached into his shirt pocket to find his glasses, but they were gone. When he mentally replayed his earlier actions, he realized what happened; the glasses had slipped out of his pocket unnoticed and fallen into one of the crates, which he had nailed shut. His brand new glasses were heading for China!
The Great Depression was at its height and Grandpa had six children to take care of. He had spent $20 for those glasses that very morning. He was upset by the thought of having to buy another pair.
"It's not fair," he told God as he drove home in frustration. "I've been very faithful in giving of my time and money to your work, and now this."
Several months later, the director of the orphanage was on furlough in the United States. He wanted to visit all the churches that supported him in China, so he came to speak one Sunday at my grandfather's small church in Chicago.
The missionary began by thanking the people for their faithfulness in supporting the orphanage. "But most of all," he said, "I must thank you for the glasses you sent last year. You see, the Communists had just swept through the orphanage, destroying everything, including my glasses. I was desperate. Even if I had the money, there was simply no way of replacing those glasses. Along with not being able to see well, I experienced headaches every day, so my co-workers and I were much in prayer about this. Then your crates arrived. When my staff removed the covers, they found a pair of glasses lying on top."
The missionary paused long enough to let his words sink in. Then, still gripped with the wonder of it all, he continued: "Folks, when I tried on the glasses, it was as though they had been custom-made just for me! I want to thank you for being a part of that."
The people listened, happy for the miraculous glasses. But the missionary surely must have confused their church with another, they thought. There were no glasses on their list of items to be sent overseas.
But sitting quietly in the back, with tears streaming down his face, an ordinary carpenter realized the Master Carpenter had used him in an extraordinary way.
Author Unknown


Who was John the Baptist's father?
Thaddeus
Joseph
Zechariah
Malachi
Answer

Who was John the Baptist's mother?
Mary
Elizabeth
Martha
Rachel
Answer

What kind of clothes did John the Baptist wear?
Camel's hair
Sheep skin
Buffalo hair
Woven cloth
Answer

John the Baptist was how much older than Jesus?
2 years
1 year
6 months
He was younger, not older
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The relationship of Jesus to John the Baptist was:
Brother
Cousin
John was Jesus' uncle
Jesus was John's uncle
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What is the name of the river in which John the Baptist baptized people?
Euphrates
Nile
Jordan
Tigris
Answer

John the Baptist was put in prison for declaring that Herod had broken what law?
Lying
Murder
Violating the Sabbath
Adultery
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Who asked Herod for the head of John the Baptist?
Herodias
The daughter of Herodias
Sapphira
Candace
Answer
When Jesus heard that John the Baptist had been arrested, where did he go?
Jerusalem
Nazareth
Galilee
Bethany
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Which of these did Jesus say about John the Baptist?
This is he, of whom it is written, Behold I send my messenger before thy face
Among them that are born of women there hath not risen a greater than John the Baptist
From the days of John the Baptist until now the kingdom of heaven suffereth violence, and the violent take it by force
All of the above
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