Love
- What Exactly is Marriage?
"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give
her back to her parents."
Eric, 6
- How Does a Person Decide Whom to Marry?
"My mother says to look for a man who is kind...That's what I'll
do...I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome."
Carolyn, 8
- What Do Most People Do on a Date?
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second date."
Martin, 10
- When is it Okay to Kiss Someone?
"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her
a ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding."
Allan, 10
- What is Falling in Love Like?
"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to
do it. It takes too long."
Leo, 7
- What Role Does Good Looks Play in Love?
"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your
family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful."
Jeanne, 8
- Confidential Opinions about Love
"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'The Simpsons'
is on TV."
Anita, 6
- Some Surefire Ways to Make a Person Fall in Love with You
"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she
likes to eat. French fries usually works for me."
Bart, 9
A merry heart doeth good
like a medicine...
(Prov 17:22)


