Excuses Excuses
The following is a collection of actual excuses for missing school that were turned in by students and reported in "Seventeen magazine":
- My son is under a doctor's care and could not take P.E. yesterday. Please execute him.
- Please excuse Cynthia for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
- Please excuse Danny for being. It was his father's fault.
- June could not come to school yesterday because she was bothered by very close veins.
- Richard had an acre in his side.
- Please excuse Timothy for being absent last week. He could not talk because of Larry and Gitus.
- Please excuse Nancy for staying home. The doctor said that her lungs are too full to be outside.
- Please excuse Tom for being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and 33.